So I went through the entire upstairs labyrinth set-up of the however-many-square-foot-apartment areas of IKEA last night with my friend Alex. I am currently trying to stage Alex’s loft and we went to get ideas. The big idea we had was trying to live in all of them for a week each - perhaps start in the 1000 square foot apartment and work our way down to the 300 square foot apartment, or vice-versa. It was a From the Mixed Up Files of Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler kind of idea. Why hasn’t IKEA tried this before? It could be hailed as performance art. They could put us behind glass and let people watch us try to live in each space. The drawbacks would be that the plumbing isn’t actually hooked up, and if the appliances were, it would always smell like eggs and bacon in there.
Even more exciting, we thought we saw Vern Yip in the fabric section. If it wasn’t actually him, it was his doppleganger. I was positive it was him, but now that I look at this picture I am really not so sure. Vern, if you are reading this, were you at the Atlantic Station IKEA yesterday? If not, do you have a twin brother? Were you shopping for Trading Spaces? Or do your high end customers use IKEA like everyone else? Their fabrics absolutely rock right now, so it’s anyone’s guess.
In loft renovation/staging news, we decided that the coolest runner we could possibly create is from four of the $9.99 circular rugs - off white, orange, off white, orange, all in a row like lily pads. A fun $40 IKEA move. It’s funny, I walk through that place in awe of how inexpensive it all is, but then at the end, I realize I’m paying in sweat, trying to find the furniture and waiting in the endless checkout line.
IKEA pictures from IKEA.com
Vern’s picture from Vern Yip’s Official Site.