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Monday, August 8th, 2005

Finslippy on Children and Design

Alice Bradley, Finslippy

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Finslippy is the name of a blog from a woman named Alice who has a boy named Henry. Finslippy’s funny. Really funny.

Babies are nice and all, but they don’t give a crap about design, and their taste is horrifying.

I learned this early on, when Henry began to accumulate mountains of tasteless accessories before he was even born. It was like he was sending out orders from my uterus. WISH TO SHOW THEM WHO IS BOSS. STOP. SEND MANY CARE BEARS AND PLENTY OF RATTAN. STOP.

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