I have lost track of how many reality shows Sharon Osbourne has been on, but I know the first was MTV Cribs, and that spawned the highly entertaining reality show The Osbournes, which changed reality television as we know it. It launched a jillion  celebrity reality shows where has-beens try to jump start their careers by airing their dirty laundry, or checking into rehab, or both. What followed were  a bunch of  shows about wanna-be celebs with serious addictions to hair extensions, botox and filler let people shoot them in the bathtub with their partners just to try and vie for some housewife air time, and lord knows the list goes on.

Frankly, no one has ever topped The Osbournes, and no design show has ever entertained me as much as Flipping Out, but for the love of all that is Oly, I like to watch high end design shows so much more than I like to watch  a bunch of tacky D.I.Y. kountry krafty krap that seems to have taken over the airwaves. Let’s see some real designers, the kind with degrees, experience, and mind-blowing portfolios. Let’s see some that have celebrity clients and no budget. It’s television. It’s fantasy.  Before you say anything, I don’t care that we’re all on IKEA budgets and one light fixture on one of these shows costs more than our yearly mortgage payments or a college education; it’s fun to watch dammit! Million Dollar Decorators premieres tonight at 10:00 EST  on Bravo and I cannot wait to see craziness ensue, or the overexposed Sharon Osbourne. Her houses usually look pretty cool, devil heads and all.  It looks like this show could produce some new entertaining guests for Andy Cohen’s show as well. Mazel!